60 People Share The Shortest, Funniest Joke They Know


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Found on AskReddit.

1. EstherHarshom

What’s green and eats nuts?

Syphilis.

2. VildereKlovn

Somebody stole my mood ring and I’m not quite sure how I feel about that.

– Tracy Jordan

3. ChrisLikesSoda

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere…

4. azembala

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.

5. VinciFox

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

6. habitualbastard

Why’d the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.

7. FidelCastrator

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a penis – I mean light-bulb!

8. neallf

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler…

9. buskey

Nurse: “Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”

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